I frequently find myself “recommending” certain terrible movies over and over again, but I usually forget a few. Here’s an authoritative list of remarkably awful films. I’ll be updating it as I remember more…

• Birdemic: Shock and Terror
• Puma Man
• Zardoz
• Reptilicus
• Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
• Troll 2
• Star War—The Third Gathers—The Backstroke of the West
• Manos: The Hands of Fate
• Plan Nine from Outer Space
• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
• Turkish Star Wars
• Wizards
• Surf Nazis Must Die
• Outland
• Omega Doom
• BloodRayne
• Planet of the Vampires
• Kull the Conquerer